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Unfortunately, the clock is ticking, the hours are going by. The past increases,
the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. -- Haruki Murakami
aseaofquotes: Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
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infiniteken:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  … HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

(via ohmyceline)

me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing

caffyxp:

No mom they aren’t strangers on the internet they went to school with me but moved away

^GPOY

(Source: teapayne)

monti-python: This is brilliant.
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krisarchasm:

gamtavsexual:

w0rth-something-different:

rumpus-weasley:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

WHAT IS THIS

OMF

remember

My blog is slowly deteriorating into stuff like this.

But.

I just…. It’s so funny. XD

(Source: tyleroakley, via caffyxp)

buttcamp:

have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever

(via mianhe)

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

(via dancingcrows)

playparky: watcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside that trunk